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Seal of Approval:  NO ONE ELSE IS HOME  TIME TO POOP IN SILENCE WITH THE DOOR OPEN.

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Seal of Approval:  WHEN YOU CAN FINALLY PICK YOUR NOSE IN PRIVATE

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Seal of Approval:  WHEN YOU CLEAN OUT YOUR WALLET AFTER A FEW MONTHS AND PUT IT BACK IN YOUR POCKET FOR THE FIRST TIME

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Seal of Approval:  GET A GIRL'S NUMBER AND TEXT HER MY NAME AND NUMBER FINDS OUT SHE HAS READ RECEIPTS TURNED ON

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Seal of Approval:  BEFORE I LEAVE WORK, CHECK TO SEE WHAT MEETINGS AND APPOINTMENTS I HAVE ON MY SCHEDULE TOMORROW. NO MEETINGS. NO APPOINTMENTS.

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Seal of Approval:  WHEN YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE  AND A HUGE SNOT COMES OUT AND YOU CAN BREATHE AGAIN

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Seal of Approval:  GOT 10-MONTH OLD TO SLEEP AT 7:45PM WIFE ASLEEP AT 8PM

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Seal of Approval:  WHEN YOU CLEAN OUT YOUR WALLET AFTER A FEW MONTHS AND PUT IT BACK IN YOUR POCKET FOR THE FIRST TIME

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Seal of Approval:  AIR CONDITIONING CRANKED SO LOW I HAD TO GRAB A WINTER BLANKET

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Seal of Approval:  SPENDING LONG ENOUGH OUTSIDE TO GET A LITTLE SWEATY THEN WALKING INTO A COLD HOUSE