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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  I ASK MY NEW ROOMMATE WHY HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING MURDER DOCOMENTARIES 'I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET AWAY WITH IT WHEN I FINALLY SNAP'

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  NICEST LADY IN THE WORLD DISCOVERS MY MARRIAGE FAILED AND ASKS ME WHAT HAPPENED/WHERE'S SHE NOW?   I, JOKINGLY, BUT IN A DEADPAN VOICE TELL HER: 'SHE'S IN HELL. I KILLED HER.'

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  GRANDMA BUYS UGLY PANTS AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT,  ACCEPT IT BUT TAKE IT TO GOODWILL A FEW WEEKS LATER GRANDMA SHOPS AT GOODWILL, BUYS THE PANTS AGAIN AND GIVES THEM BACK AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  SON TAKES ME INTO PLAY HOUSE WITH STRANGERS' KIDS AT PARK LEAVES ME IN HOUSE WITH STRANGERS' KIDS

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  WHEELCHAIR GUY 1 TO WHEELCHAIR GUY 2 PARKED IN FRONT OF THE RAMP: 'DUDE, I CAN'T GET UP THE RAMP, YOU'RE BLOCKING ME!' 'THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, BRO!'

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  BUYING 'PLAN B' EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTIVES CASHIER: 'HAVE A WISE DAY'

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  3 WOMEN BEHIND ME IN COURT CALL ME SMALL WHEN I GET UP TO GO BEFORE THE JUDGE THE 3 WOMEN ARE ALL OVER 350LBS AND UNDER 5'6

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  FRIEND PULLS OUT HEADPHONE PLUG WHILE PLAYING COUNTER STRIKE AT THE AIRPORT 'BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED'

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  START WATCHING MORNING PHOTO DISTRACTED BECAUSE I REALIZE THE NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE MOVIE IS MINE

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Uncomfortable Situation Seal:  USING SIGN LANGUAGE TO INTERPRET THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO A JOB FOR A CLIENT WHO IS DEAF  WHEN THE MAN WHO WANTED TO HIRE MY CLIENT ASKED IF I COULD 'STOP MOVING MY HANDS AND JUST WRITE THE INSTRUCTIONS DOWN IN BRAILLE'